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Without 'em, there wouldn't be a CWRU College Trivia Club Team, now would there?

Note to all members who haven't filled out their roster information sheet: you will be ridiculed bearing the description of past team members as your own until you turn one in! Muhuhahaha!

Graduates

Brandon Eilertson: Advisor. Academic guru. If you ever want to hear him and happen to be on the CWRU campus listen for whining and ranting, it's probably him.

Seniors

Nick Liaw: "I kill people for food and clothing." And ladies, he's single (I think).
Scott McMichael: Vice President. He who doesn't fill out a questionnaire does not get his sabre fencing skills mentioned. So there!

Juniors

Jonathan Chang: Jon sold his soul to be good at TRASH, among other things. To find out more about selling your soul for trivia, contact our President.
Roger Cheng: President. Forehead. "Shut up, Karim."
Kevin Engel: Following an NBA-style growth spurt, Anand is no longer our team's Rudy, but instead is now the site's webmaster.
Shaan Gandhi: Treasurer. The Michigan massacre..er. If you think nonviolent resistance is his philosophy when he's behind in a match, you'retragically mistaken.
Michael Gesando: Yoshi is by far the coolest dinosaur EVER.

Sara Guilliam: Jeff is yet another trash guy. If you want to run into him this year, check out the language lab, he'll be there often.
Eliot McKinley: Alison is a budding accountant and tournament organizer, one of her greatest joys in life is to make fun of and/or yell at Brandon and Josh.
Karim Noujaim: TRASHists are hard to come by, and Karim's no different. Because, you know, he can be pretty hard to find. Whoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoop indeed.
Sam Rivier: Webmaster. If I weren't such a pompous ass, I'd probably be self-depricating right now.
Erin Salter: Secretary. Soft spoken, but she comes through time and again with the saving blow in many a tossup. She comes to practice on Wednesdays. That's right. Wednesdays.

Sophomores

Esti Brennan: "It was weird... but it was nice." I don't think truer or fewer misspelled words were ever spoken by an English major.
Daniel Carlson: As Charles Manson has so aptly written, "Fifty years ahead is fifty years behind, because forever goes ahead and behind, up and down, around, around until you center the vortex."
Shannon Crock: The biochem from sunny Pennsylvania. Everything she says is a lie - she told me so.
Amit Datta: Real is defined as the abelian field of scalar numbers in standard algebra, or it is the set of numbers in the first dimension of n-space vectors.

Alison Dietz: There is nothing on this earth greater than the physics major. She's also in band, but we'll only hold that against her behind her back.

Victor Du: Jon is a trash artist and 2L. Can be found in Gund Hall on many a day.
Katherine Finlay: Sreenath wears shorts no matter what weather conditions (and/or crazy homeless guys on Philadelphia streets) may dictate saner people to wear.
Katie Gabet: Evan likes truly trashy trash. One time, he ate an entire chicken at Boston Market.
David Gasser: Tim is a smooth operator; remains at CWRU for his grad studies in Physics. The ladies rejoice as he reaches for another glass of Courvoissier.
George Hudelson: Matt thinks he's William Shatner and likes the Tick. Furthermore, he actually came to CWRU as a lib arts person. That's just not right.
Kaiser Imam: Kaiser is the Texas trivia killing machine. He's like Waco in a bottle. And he's a biochem.
Natalie Jackson: AHHH STOP YELLING AT ME!!!!!
Steven Janowiecki: Last year Josh managed to off the Negmonster. Contains no real academic knowledge.
David Johnson: A true rookie, having done NOTHING in high school. What do you expect, he's from Texas!
Michael Moorman: More than a Moor, or man, more than a fusion of the two. Wait for the winds, then his birds sing, and the deep grottoes whisper his name: Mike, Miiiike, Miiiiiiiiike!
William Paton: Tom, CWRU College Trivia Club will miss you sorely. Thanks for everything!!
Ryan Smith: Kendra was Allison's prize recruit from last year ("Yes!! We're getting a girl!!")

Freshmen

YOUR NAME HERE: This could be you! Unless you're not coming here. Then it can't. But if you are and you can, then contact him (Roger) and say you're interested.

Faculty and Staff Advisors

Colleen Barker-Williamson: Director of Student Activities
David A. Singer: Website Coordinator - Professor of Mathematics
Brandon Eilertson: Advisor - Medical Graduate Student
Anand Kulanthaivel: Webmaster Emeritus; "Following an NBA-style growth spurt, Anand is no longer our team's Rudy, but instead is now the site's webmaster."


Emil Thomas Chuck: Advisor and Tournament Organizer Emeritus; Alumnus of CWRU, Duke University and Caddo Parish Magnet High School
Go to his Teams of His Time List!; Tom, CWRU College Trivia Club will miss you sorely. Thanks for everything!!

Martin Dunlap: Advisor Emeritus
Alumnus of the University of Florida
Go to his Must See Movie List!

Anthony de Jesus: Assistant benevolent dictator and Editor Emeritus. Able to write an entire tournament set in a week if he didn't have classes. He is vulnerable only to the power of gravity.