It Came From Natick!

	This was the scene as a strange flying disc spun amok in the DMS offices, frightening lackeys, disturbing full-time employees, and puzzling passersby. Is this bizarre device sent from another world? And if so, for what purpose--to make friendly contact, or bring widespread annihilation? Rumor has it that the U.S. government has had contact with the Matlab Frisbee and is covering up its involvement. In a press conference on the subject, the CIA denied its own existence. Meanwhile, skeptics still hold to the official story: that the Matlab Frisbee is simply a clever promotional item. No one knows for sure... But the truth is out there, and one day the secrets shall be known!
DMS Henchman Bill Nottingham is pursued by the strange invader!	Application Systems Manager Jim Nauer screams as his arm is mangled by the mericiless jaws of foam!
A Dark Conspiracy Revealed!
Recent data received from NASA's Pathfinder mission provides a fascinating lead into the possible origins of Matlab Frisbee. It shakes our faith in geography, confirming a dark conspiracy of cartographers, for it would seem that Natick, MA, is instead...Natick, Mars. One is forced to examine outlandish possibilities, sort through the detritus to find the truth to the universe's most shadowy secrets, and ask the difficult questions...like, "What's for dinner?" and "Where are the girls?"

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