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It slices, it dices, it makes--well, okay, maybe it doesn't. But it's...
Beloved by good! 
Feared by evil! 
This is the story... of the super force... of DMS minions... sent by management... to bring back the Legend of Matlab Frisbee, Defender of the LackeyPit!
Attention, folks who own words like "Matlab" and "Frisbee"... I know you own them. I use them here only as a tribute to the squishy blue disc of joy that floats around the office. Please don't sue me, I don't have any money.
Last modified 8/10/98 by Mike Pirnat [mrp3@po.cwru.edu]