At Least a Half-Dozen Fun Things to do With Matlab Frisbee!

Eventually, we must all come to the realization that Matlab Frisbee spells fun. Well, actually, it spells Matlab Frisbee, but it embodies a certain jenesaisquoi that makes it a real hoot. Honest.

So, in this spirit of clean family fun for all ages and job descriptions, here are at least half a dozen fun things to do with Matlab Frisbee...

Wait until a coworker is engrossed by their work, completely absorbed by the productivity occurring on his or her computer screen. Take careful aim... And release!
Toss Matlab Frisbee straight up into the air. Watch it spin. Catch and repeat.
Two words: Frisbee Face.
Chuck Matlab Frisbee down the hall in an attempt to set off Peter's ribbiting frog. (No small feat!)
Use Matlab Frisbee to beat coworkers senseless! (Note that due to Matlab Frisbee's foam-based nature, this activity can become quite time-consuming. Don't get started on this if you have anything important to do.)
Hurl Matlab Frisbee into the air in "Death From Above" attacks on your coworkers' keyboards. See how many computers you can crash!
Use Matlab Frisbee, whipped cream, and handcuffs to--woops! Never mind, this is a family-friendly site...
Wave Matlab Frisbee over misbehaving printers and copiers. Give a rousing "Halleluja!" as your office equipment is healed. (This really works.)
Matlab Frisbee makes / for entertainment and fun / writing bad haiku.
Take two weeks off. Drive around Our Great Land. Take pictures of the Matlab Frisbee in famous places.
Create detailed web shrine devoted to singing the praises of Matlab Frisbee.

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